"Apocalypse Cow Vol. II"
"Apocalypse Cow Vol. I"
"The Corn Syrup Conspiracy"
"For the Good of the Nation"
Unreleased Songs
Cosmic Dilemma Songs

Unreleased Song Lyrics

CORN SYRUP CONSPIRACY (Bradford)

Line 'em up, shoot 'em up, strike 'em down dead
Never disagree with your head now
They got too many guns not to win this game
Try to keep it the same
But when all your friends and family
Start living life like the TV set
You can bet corn syrup and soda pop
Gonna keep us all happy and braindead
If you could only see everything
If you could only understand why
You would see that everything you do and are
Is directly tied to how our minds will die
You and I are directly tied to how soon our world will die
You may think you're not involved with this
You may think its just a bad dream
It many not be like Auschwitz
But I'm sure there is someone to blame
Everyday a thousand die, every day a thousand more
And every time you fill your tank
Save a penny more
Then say your prayers then
If you could only see everything
If you could only understand why
You would see that everything you do and are
Is directly tied to how our minds will die
You and I are directly tied to how soon our world will die

THINK IS WRONG (Bradford)

The grass is green for you to see
For you to feel and know its real
But you might walk by if you read the signs
But whose to say the grass is mine!
The sky breathes so you can be
Unaware its there when you feel free
But the wind knows no boundaries
When it touches you it touches me
So don't tell me the way cause,"nope I'll forget it!"
And do exactly what you think is wrong
Don't tell me the truth I may never believe it
If it's real to me its because I felt it so...
Drive down the road between the lines
There is an exit that descends to lies
There you will see how the people try,
Try so damn hard for a piece of the pie
Drive right on past all the living lies
Past the blank windows and the vacancy signs
Past the people who really know these streets
On their backs and on their feet
Drive right on past to the departmen store
They got what you think you want and more
Have we finally found what life is for?
Move the money around, try not to be bored!
So don't tell me the way cause,"nope I'll forget it!"
And do exactly what you think is wrong
Don't tell me the truth I may never believe it
If it's real to me its because I felt it so...
Because the whole world is just a great big lie
Love is all that was meant to be
And we are all the world's biggest liars...
Because we all deny we have the disease
So don't tell me the way!

ITS NOT SO FUN (Bradford, O'Donnell)

It's not so fun
Seems like a waste
What have we become
Just an evil face
No one wonders why. . .
So you think you know
How the game is played
But you yourself were sold
The minute you were getting paid
I wish I was wrong
- make it right not wrong
'cause that would feel so right
All along
So you're up and gone
Spend your life on the run
Everyday will be the same
If you wake up and play the game
With asking why. . .
So it's not so fun
Now you've had a taste
Is this what the world will become?
Is this the world we have to face?
I wish I was wrong
- make it right not wrong
'cause that would feel so right
All along

THE PRESIDENT (Bradford, Haney, O'Donnell)

I wanna be the president and kill everyone
I wanna be the president it would be so much fun
If I was the president I would fire all our guns
If I was the president I would kill everyone
'cause If I was the president it would be so much fun
If I was the president I would play with nuclear bombs
I would try and kill just as fast as I can
Because I believe in the evil nature of man
I wanna be the president and shoot everyone
I wanna be the president and play with all our guns
If I was the president It would be too much fun
Too much fun killing everyone
'cause if I was the president it would be so much fun
If I was the president I would play with nuclear bombs
I would try and kill just as good as I can
Because I believe the the evil nature of man

TURN AROUND (Bradford)

Do you feel like an animal with a strange disease
Poisoned by the things you've come to believe?
Do you feel cast out on endless sea
Starving and drowning in your dreams
Are you with me?
Do you feel like a dog who's been beaten down
And everything you do is wrong?
And everytime you look away
You can see a better place?
Are you with me?
Do you feel alone when you're not stoned
And you'd rather not mention your opinion while mingling?
Does your attention seem to slip away when the score is tied on your TV
Are you with me?
'cause if you feel like that then you feel like me
And you wish you're life was just a dream
Look around and you'll see someone down
Look around and you'll never go back down
Are you with me?

ROSETTA (Bradford)

I'm beginning to think that I don't understand anything anymore
It's just me myself and alcohol
It's so much harder when you don't call
Sometimes I don't think you see me at all
I once read that you can feel vibrations
Coming up through the ground
You can even hear the sound
Of a bad situation
I once read that love is everywhere
Coming up through the ground
Or from that new friend you found who's been calling me for tips
Rosetta it's never clear how far you are
But when you're near I feel my fears fading
Rosetta don't you speak to me
You know your eyes are making me want to believe
But I won't breathe a sigh of relief,
Cause I'm not convinced
Sun sets on infinity, Rosetta please don't be angry
But when I'm with you I feel I'm going crazy
I don't mean to hurt or upset you
I just painted a picture perfect scenery
And painted you just like a dream
I once read that life is full of regret
And every memory that you forget
Will be a lesson to your conscience
But I think now I'd like to let go
And live before I move
And throw my cards in the air one last time...
I'm free again
Rosetta don't you speak to me
You know your eyes are making me want to believe
But I won't breathe a sigh of relief,
Cause I'm not convinced
Sun sets on infinity, Rosetta please don't be angry
But when I'm with you I feel I'm going crazy
Because it's always sunny in the land where I belong
And I can hear my baby calling me back into her arms
It's always sunny in the land where I belong
The birds are singing telling me that nothing could go wrong