"Apocalypse Cow Vol. II"
"Apocalypse Cow Vol. I"
"The Corn Syrup Conspiracy"
"For the Good of the Nation"
Unreleased Songs
Cosmic Dilemma Songs

Apocalypse Cow Vol. I
Rascalz Recordz 2007
Produced by Will Holland & SeepeopleS
Engineered & Mixed by Will Holland

Lyrics

Someday Robots (Bradford)

TV made the world flat again,
So whose watching us falling,
Right off the edge.

Disease makes me,
Afraid of dying,
Who's crying?
Keep trying right 'til the end.

Because it burns a hole right through our souls,
It burns cause we can't let go,
What do we already know?

How did all those people find the answers,
I swear they were written to the mold,
How does everything seem to work together?
It's Karma, or bad luck,
That's what I've been told.

Because it burns a hole right through our souls,
It burns cause we won't let go,
Of what we already know.

Someday robots will make us happy.
Do you trust this?
This one wish-
Ignorance is bliss.

Someday people will see the folly
In civilization. . .
But I think it's too late!

Don't Panic (Bradford)

Please don't panic,
As the world ends this afternoon,
For no good reason,
But our own damn selfishness,
Life's not fair.

Please sit quietly,
You had your chance but now its gone,
There's no use in crying,
'cause tears never changed a thing,
And dry eyes are indifferent,
'cause the world didn't seem to be enough,
For all those big winners,
No, life's not fair.

Please don't panic,
Your turn may never come,
So what's the use in living,
If this is what life has become,
Snd then the last winter,
Has begun to show its face,
And all those big winners,
Lose in the end.

Please don't panic,
As the world ends this afternoon,
For no good reasons but our own?

Stranded on the Sidewalk (Bradford)

You don't need to enslave yourself to another,
It's not even a choice,
That choice was made so long ago,
And you ignore it like the voice of gods,
And even with the mutiny of your head,
They could not defeat you and your,
Sorry stubborn charm now that its who you are.

So what's the use taking the granny lane down the boulevard,
When you can't afford to wake up every day,
Dragon wagon's gonna get you at a quarter to five,
Whether you're dead or alive and sleeping,
And even with the mutiny of your soul,
They could not defeat you and your sorry stubborn pride,
Now that you've been denied,
A chance to live a lie.

So there you go again, you're still stuck in your head,
You're all out of grand ideas,
But who's got all the answers anyway?
No one knows the way. . .
And how it really is.

So you don't need to forgive yourself to another,
When you're stranded on the sidewalk, bleeding,
Just a broken wind jammer stuck in a tin can,
But we all do what we can until,
All our fantasies go dead,
We may never realize we built our house on cards of lies,
Surprise! We're out of time.

So there you again, you're still stuck in your head,
You're all out of grand ideas,
But who's got all the answers anyway?
No one knows the way. . .
And how it really is.

Last Breath (Bradford)

I'd like to take the day and stare out on the corner of my lawn,
Pretend like nothing's wrong and listen to the sweet summer song,
I can't change, I can never change,
It's just been too long.

I'd like to take a day and try to forget everything I've done,
But I'll hold my apologies and until I find out,
Exactly where I went wrong,
It can change? No, it could never change,
It's just been too long.

So take these last words,
The very last words I'll say to you,
This is the last time,
The very last time I'll be here for you,
'cause she don't mind If I don't say a thing,
She don't mind If I don't think a thing.

I'd like to take a day and try to remember all of my friends,
I'll write so many letters trying to find a beginning to my end,
'cause I can change, I can really change,
Or has it just been too long?

So take this last breath,
The very last breath I breath into you,
This is the last time,
The very last time,
I speak to you,
'cause she don't mind if I don't say a thing,
She don't mind if I don't think a thing,

I'd like to take a day and stare out on the corner of my lawn.

Last Sane Man (Bradford)

I live far away in my far away world,
But I still walk the earth,
I live right side up in my upside down world.
But I'll still give it a whirl.

It's just hard when all I find,
Is that I just might be the last sane man on planet earth,
'cause it all seems to make great sense to me.

I live out of room in my never ending turmoil,
That I seem to make for my self,
And all those lessons, well,
I try not to think about that,
Keep pulling smiles out of a hat,
'cause it just might make you laugh, when I say,

That it's hard when all I find,
Is that I just might be the last same man on planet earth,
'cause it all seems to make great sense to me,
And that might just mean that you've all gone insane.

I live looking forward in this looking backward world,
Even when I'm feeling the burn.

It's just hard when all I find,
Is that I just might be the last same man on planet earth,
'cause it all seems to make great sense to me,
And that might just mean that we've all gone insane,
But it all seems to make great sense to me.

Don't Be So Long (Bradford)

I used to be someone that I couldn't blame,
But now nothing means more than feeling again,
I used to be someone that I'd want to save,
But I took more love than I gave.

Don't be so long,
Whoever you are.
Don't be so long,
I'll just be waiting.

So I put my pie on a blank windowsill,
The thieves outside are waiting and still,
But I know what I'm doing what I'm doing right now,
My pie has been poisoned so go grab your fill.

Don't be so long,
Whoever you are.
Don't be so long,
We'll just be waiting.

Don't be so long,
Whoever you are.
Don't be so long,
We'll still be here.

I'll never claim to be right again,
I'll always listen when you speak to me,
I'll do my best to try and tell,
What's real and what's a dream.

I used to be someone that I'd wanna know,
But now nothing means more than letting me go,
I know where I'm going, I know where I've been,
I know where my heart ends and where it begins.

Don't be so long,
Whoever you are.
Don't be so long,
We'll just be waiting.

Don't be so long,
Whoever you are.
Don't be so long,
We'll still be here.

My Friends (Bradford)

Make one mistake, everything's OK,
Everybody fucks up.
Make two mistakes, everything's still fine,
But it didn't feel good this time.
Make three mistakes now everybody,
Starts to tell you how to live your life,
Keep making mistakes, just waiting for a break,
And then we live a lie.

So how do you get by, My Friends?
How do you make it through the day, My Friends?

Keep making mistakes,
Everybody loses faith, in their own words,
They just can't see how I could be so self absorbed.
So I say to them,
Are you fighting the good fight, in your own way?
Or are you pulling your stings just to hear them sing,
Your life's a total waste.

So how do you get by, My Friends?
How do you make it through the day, My Friends?

In the end, will you be so sure?
Dreaming of the stars while you sleep on the floor,
Whose in those castles while you're on the street?
And when you're falling,
Do you dream you land on your two feet?

So how do you get by, My Friends?
How do you make it through the day, My Friends?
Who are My Friends?

Already Laughing (Bradford)

Already laughing, already headed for the door,
The rise of the laughter drowns out the sound of hearts beating,
From underneath the floor.
Make me a promise that you won't be like everybody else,
If you can do that, put my heart back on the shelf.

The answers come when you come undone,
When you feel at home and you're on the run,
The answers come when you come undone.

Already fooling, the rulers are choosing your fate,
They pulled down the ceiling while we just stood kneeling,
Now how do we appreciate?
Everything passes, and everything matters,
But it's hard to live that way,
Everyone passes and everyone matters,
But it doesn't always work that way.

The answers come when you come undone,
When you feel at home and you're all alone,
The answers come when you come undone.

Already laughing, already headed for the door,
The rise of the laughter drowns out the sound of hearts beating,
From underneath the floor.
Make me a promise that you won't be like everybody else,
If you can do that, put my heart back on the shelf.

Apocalypse Cow (Bradford)

This is the story of a man who fought with grit and determination,
Took it upon himself to make the tough decisions for everybody else.
He knew deep in his heart that the soldiers he led would never know better,
And when someone fell he was the first to write their folks a nice letter.

Put your helmets on,
We're going to battle,
Keep your armor up,
'cause we may not return,
I once solemnly swore,
I'd knock down Heaven's door,
But now I'm not so sure.

It was on this bloody day that he found himself in quite the predicament,
A decision was made that went against his better judgement,
To throw his boys to the wolves and keep that hill if only for a moment,
'cause that's the price we pay when the silent siren sounds our commitment.

Put your helmets on,
We're going to battle,
Keep your armor up,
'cause we may not return,
I once solemnly swore,
I'd knock down Heaven's door,
But now I'm not so sure.

And on his loneliest days he thinks of all the roles he's played,
Knew deep in his heart that God made him the answer,
And for all the fools still questioning,
He won't wait for your reckoning,
Serves up the truth on a vicious platter.

Like it didn't even matter.

So there came a day when he felt in his heart the words of his maker,
Closed his eyes real tight, "No time to breathe! Fire hard 'til we break her!"
But when he saw the fear in the eyes of his troops he raised his broken hand to proclaim:
"Today is the end of the world," as he yelled one last command and said,

Put your helmets on,
We're going to battle,
Keep your armor up,
'cause we may not return,
I once solemnly swore,
I'd knock down Heaven's door,
But now I'm not so sure.

I'm not so sure.

I feel like the apocalypse cow,
I'll sacrifice myself right here and now.
I feel like the apocalypse cow,
I'll sacrifice myself right here and now.

Battle Cry (Bradford)

Did you call your doctor,
To get your happy pills?
When you left me bleeding,
On the battlefield?

While I lay there dying,
I think of what is real,
Surprised to see I'm smiling,
Amazed that I feel,

Nothing.
I feel nothing.

So when you took leave of me,
Something you couldn't kill,
I bled out my memories,
And took back my will,
But I still hope the best for you,
When you seek your thrills,
No longer standing next to me,
Amazed that I feel,

Nothing.
I feel nothing.

Once A Dream (Bradford)

Once a dream, a dream came to me.
Was I still sleeping?
And in my dream, someone lifted me,
And I lost control.

So in a field, surrounded by leaves,
I can hear my footsteps,
And then I was turned, darkenss filled my world,
And I am slowly coming down.

Cause I can barely see a thousand faces through the trees,
Staring back at me.

What does it mean, what's expected of me?
How am I supposed to fix this?
And all through my dream, the faces pulling me,

And I feel nothing.
And I feel nothing.

Once a dream, a dream came to me.
Was I still sleeping?


Holding
(Bradford)

Do you feel used? Are you used to it?
When will you finally make up your mind?
Are you abused? Are you the victim?
Now that you know you're running out of time.
So who do you want with you at the end of the world?
Who's hands will you want to be holding?
Holding?

When you're confused, choose to listen.
When will you finally pull the blinds on your life?
When you're alone, don't know what you're missing.
When will you finally make up your mind?

So who do you want with you at the end of the world?
Who's hands will you want to be holding?
Holding?